Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Cape Reviewed!

The Cape Review
- John

So.... The Cape. The show I've been waiting for after seeing the initial previews, what, a month ago? The show I've heard faux news reports about on the radio while I'm driving to work. The show I've been completely amped up to see ever since the first inkling of its existence was made known to me.

And it's fucking dreck.

I thought Heroes was an awful attempt to bring the idea of the 'superhero' to a mainstream, mass-consuming audience. And it was, honestly. But The Cape... The Cape reminds me of the guy you knew back in school who really liked technical guitar players. He bought music magazines, went to all his favorite guitarists' shows, and knew all the hammer-on, pull-offs, double stops and finger picking. Then he finally got the courage to buy a guitar and learn it himself to show his friends what he was talking about.

And he was fucking dreck.

The Cape suffers not only from a poor budget (which I can't fault NBC for, you really need money to pull of a believable superhero concept), but the writing and acting is just so stagnant and by-the-numbers, it really is impossible to immerse yourself in the story. And on paper, it really is a sad story. Guy's a cop, gets framed for murder, has to stay "dead" to protect his family, and through his new-found association with some less than sordid characters, he becomes a superhero. Sound familiar? Hey "Darkman", how's it going?

The show has its strength's. Summer Glau as "Orwell", the show's Oracle-type character who feeds the Cape intel and stays behind the curtain. Keith David plays every Keith David character he's ever played (which is totally not a bad thing) wrapped up as Max, a circus ringleader who teaches The Cape the ways of... er, the cape.

David Lyons plays Vince Faraday, the framed cop who now dons THE CAPE to become THE CAPE, and he's really not very good. He's your typical everyman, who makes mistakes all too often, but it's okay because he's noble and righteous and pious and will kiss a baby on the cheek if asked. Too cookie cutter, too rigid.

The villain of the show is James Frain, who plays Peter Fleming, the business mogul who controls a privatized police force that's going to control the city. Hi "Kingpin", how are you? The funny thing about Fleming is that his villanous alter-ego is "Chess", who's meant to be a criminal mastermind. But too often "Chess" resorts to his one move of threatening the families of his underlings in order to get his way. In one scene, he's angered by a subordinate, and in order to put him back in line.... wait for it....

Pulls out a framed photo of the man's family.

A framed picture?!? You had to frame it? Is that your "checkmate" move? Did you just "castle"?

The CGI isn't overly used and is sparse enough to look cool when it's used, but there's nothing redeemable about the show. I feel bad, because this could've been something more than just "Hey, he fights crime! Here's his weapon, here's his team, here's his lair! Now.... story!" And it really does make the general audience who doesn't regularly read comics think that this is what we read. This is more the framwork of a potentially good comic, decompressed and ruined by hackneyed writing and poor TV talent.

The Cape makes me yearn for the days of The Tick... that there's some real writing.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Season of the Witch Update!

Nicholas Cage battles the
patience of the audience
No, I still haven't seen it yet. I might just wait until it comes out at RedBox, and then I'll just walk around burning all of the RedBoxes.

Earlier in the week we had listed Nicholas Cage's movies from 07' to 10' and their overall Rotten Tomatoes reviews. Well, the votes are in, kids! Season of the Witch has earned......

A 4%!

My favorite quote from the selection of reviews; "Even an actor like Nicolas Cage cannot elevate such a disappointingly anachronistic and incoherent religious epos."

Yes, even the great Ghost Rider couldn't pull this turd out of the toilet without getting his hands stinky! I'd like to think the movie is an aborted brother-fucks-sister cinema abomination because of Cage, not despite his best efforts.

But at least we'll have one thing come out of this Epoch Fale (that's old English speak), and that's the obvious porn parody. I'll be on pins and needles for the upcoming "Pleasin' of the Bitch".

Pins. and. Needles.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Nicholas Cage Likes Being in Movies

Nicholas Cage rides again!
Nicholas Cage is starring in what I can only hope will be the lousiest movie of all time this Friday, "Season of the Witch." It got me thinking of all the recent Nicholas Cage movies of late. Take a look below at Cage's recent films, as well as the general percentage of Rotten Tomatoes reviews for each. The key highligh is Bangkok Dangerous, in which he played a character named "Joe".

Rule of thumb; if nobody saw it, it was a pretty well-received movie.

TOMATOMETER: 43%

TOMATOMETER: 76%

TOMATOMETER:

2009 Astro Boy
Dr. Tenma (voice)
TOMATOMETER: 48%

TOMATOMETER: 87%

2009 G-Force
Speckles (voice)
TOMATOMETER: 22%

TOMATOMETER: 33%

TOMATOMETER: 9%

TOMATOMETER: 33%

TOMATOMETER: 28%

TOMATOMETER: 83%

TOMATOMETER: 27%

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The New Spiderman Movie!

Hey, my little kittens. John here, with a quick post before any comic reviews later this week and our 2nd official podcast this weekend. I wanted to highlight a quick shot of Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone as Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy in the new Spiderman movie that's currently shooting.




First off.... nice legs, Emma Stone.

Second, WOW is this going to be bad. "Hey I'm Peter Parker, I'm a troubled teen with issues, and I wear a long sleeve shirt over a short sleeve shirt under a hoodie under a jacket."

"Oh Peter, I'm Gwen Stacy, and I wear a peacoat with a meaningless scarf and a super-short skirt!"

...Actual dialogue.


Next podcast coming up this weekend, stay tuned later in the week for a review of Salt on Bluray! No? You think it looks like shit? Okay, you're probably right I won't rent it.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

JOHN REVIEWS DETECTIVE COMICS #872

Detective Comics #872 REVIEW

There's something to be said for writers new to a comic who play a slow hand. Too often we see new writers who get into "the sandbox", so to speak, and get an itchy trigger finger, piling on characters unnecessarily. I saw a little bit of that in David Finch's Batman: The Dark Knight, but even that wasn't too overplayed. Scott Snyder is delivering a 3-issue arc that not only slow plays the drama, but manages to put together a number of "sandbox" moments in a natural, unforced way. Sufficed to say, it's a pretty brilliant book.

In part 2 of the 3 issue "Black Mirror" arc, Grayson-Batman is digging deeper into the mysterious "Mirror House", an underground auction house of criminal and superhero items. As you can guess, it's put together by a cast of less than honest characters, but it does appear that they are new characters (always a tough feat in the packed ensemble of Gotham characters existing in the DCU). Along the way we get some answers to the unanswered deaths in the first issue, as well as meet up with Barbara Gordon/Oracle and Tim Drake. Snyder hits the nail on the head with his characters' voices, and the back-and-forth between Dick and Barbara is a perfect mix of natural humor and just-under-the-skin sexual tension. The Dick/Tim conversation, although only delegated to one page, succinctly captures the brotherly feel of these two. Hell, we even get a Batman/Bullock conversation (can you remember the last time??).

The second-feature of Gordon and his son wraps up the book, and it may be too slow for what it wants to acheive. We essentailly get a dineer conversation between Barbara and Jim, and although the dialogue is fresh and gives a better impression on the mystery behind Gordon's son, it's much too confined to be as mesmerizing as the first chapter.

I'd be kicking myself if I didn't mention that Jock's pencils have never looked better. Ever. There are Jock detractors who say that his angular look is too "stylish" and not consistent enough, and they're right to a certain extent. Jock sacrifices facial consistency to deliver mood and tone to the story. His Grayson face on page 4 doesn't really look like the face on page 5. But that's alright, when he keeps putting splash pages together like Batman nose-diving out of Oracle's spire. Meanwhile, I don't think anyone will say anything about Francesco Francavilla's art in the Gordon back-up except that this guy is going to be huge in the coming year. Since Francavillaa does his own pencils and coloring, you can't really tell where the pencils end and where the paint-like tones begin. It envokes a lot of Tim Sale memories, and that isn't a bad thing by any stretch.

All in all, we all know that part 2 of a 3-issue arc is usually story set-up for the big bang in the conclusion, but this issue is still successful in that respect. With Synder stating in interviews that he's been putting all of his focus into Detective Comics, you would think he would want to mash everything he could into the story. Synder's use of story over flash pays off in spades, and I for one am more than willing to wait for the conclusion to this debut story.

OVERALL: 9/10
 
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