Superman Doesn't Just Hate America...

After the news broke from Action Comics #900, I decided to put Huckabee's word to the test. Does Superman hate America? Well, we know a couple things as fact;

Superman hates Nazis.

Superman hates Japanese people too.

Superman hates Native Americans.

Superman really hates Native Americans.

Jesus Christ, Superman, leave those poor Native Americans alone!

Superman hates Christmas.... wait a minute.... Superman hates Christmas??  SOCIALIST! SOCIALIST!!!

I think it may just be safer to come to grips with the fact that a fictional character is allowed to change based on the individual writing him (for better or for worse), and shouldn't be shoe-horned into one specific country or ideal when times change. Besides, Superman's an alien.

He's as much of an American as Alf.

- John J

Superman's a Bit of a Douchebag

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Oh Superman.... you Guido fuck.

Superman's Been Chosen!

And he is....

Wait, who the Hell is Henry Cavill?

British actor Henry Cavill has just been cast as the role of Superman for the upcoming Zach Snyder reboot. Interestingly enough, Cavill was up for the role when Bryan Singer was casting for Superman Returns but got beaten out by a cardboard cut-out/model Brandon Routh.

I'll admit, I have no idea who Cavill is, but apparently he stars in a cable show called The Tudors. With Nolan the beind-the-scenes puppetmaster of this movie, the casting was bound to have been a wise move. Nolan, for all the arguments about his overly intricate plotlines and drawn out runtimes, is a master at picking the right talent (not the most famous) for his films. To say Snyder didn't have a major say in the casting would just be dumb of me, so I won't say this decision is purely Nolan. Although, fellow Brit Christian Bale did take the reins as Batman, so...

Anyway, what're your thoughts? Good move? Too obscure? We'll seeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!